cojones

Mmmm~ Cojones :D

"Cojones" is Better way of saying balls

by Small_White_Quacker July 30, 2023

Maternal cojones

1: A mothers balls aka ovaries,

2: An apt description of a mother's ability to protect a child from imminent danger in extreme circumstances

That took some real maternal cojones!

by Cryptzoo November 21, 2024

National Day of not touching me the cojones

Today you have to tell me how beautiful I am and not start a conversation because I'm so sad, bitch

National Day of not touching me the cojones is 29 of april

by Fucking_bitch April 29, 2019

Colonel Power

Government teacher who thinks he can give kids detention for not doing hw. Doesnt realize senior year is over.

"Yo Colonel Power no one did the hw!"

by Barry G. April 4, 2004

cdjones

cdjones (i.e. "Call of Duty Jones.")

To pull a cdjones is to fall asleep in a very crowded and loud public place (may apply when one is inebriated).

Last night, after dinner, I got the "-itis" and totally pulled a CDJONES!

by Tim and Annie July 30, 2008

Colon Invasion

Colon Ivasion (see "Ass Rape")when ones ass is invaded by a guys Penis(see "Meat Stick")without permisson.

Ass Rappist: BOO!!!
Victim: Nooo! its the Colon Invader! *Strugles* ... AAAGGHH!!!

^^^ Thus Colon Invasion ^^^

by AutoGoff April 10, 2008

colon lock

(1) Internal intestine erruption due to the instant tightning of the anus. This deadly virus has been known to strike fags, bullshitters, jack-asses, dumb-assess, and assholes world-wide. But the most common cause is that fucking bitch debby.

(2) The locking of the anus intentionally to prevent any unwanted items from entering or escaping. Normally used in conjuction with a jerksqueeze or the lock-n-pop.

(1) It was determined that Bob, after all that shit talk, was infected with colon lock and would die a pretty shitty death.

(2) Colon lock is a widly used technique in prison and has been known to reduce the risk of gayness.

by whitestrips April 28, 2008