Communal Cheese

Communal cheese is cheese shared by all, chopped by a friend and eaten by another, or just plain sharing cheese with a stranger.

"Hey Patty, mind chopping this cheese up for me?" "Sure Bob, I know you love communal cheese!"

by Thequestionis Whoare You August 30, 2011

gamer cheese

The secret dip hidden away under the fat rolls of only the most legendary gamers. Legend says only around 1,500 people have the sacred cheese within their gamer rolls. It is commonly reffered to as the snack of the gods, and many would kill to have a taste of it.

"Hey phillip, did you hear about Bartholomew?"
"No, what?"
"Dude... He has the gamer cheese."
"Holy Heck, let's get down to his man cave now!"
"No no no, wait. We must bring gifts of green beverage."
"Don't forget the Doritos for dippin'."

by GamerBartholomew November 19, 2018

Dick Cheese

The foam on the top of a beer

Hey man slow that pour don’t want all that dick cheese

by Cumchatta12 June 14, 2021

Rommel with cheese

A McDonalds Quarter Pounder with cheese is called a "Rommel with cheese" in Germany

Due to the metric system the McDonalds Quarter Pounder in Germany is reffered to as a "Rommel with cheese"

by 67 GOAT March 13, 2008

masterbating with a cheese grater

Doing a task that is not a good idea

Moving this piano without help is like masterbating with a cheese grater.

by matt1975 September 10, 2012

head cheese

Smegma. The foul smelling and tasting substance found under the foreskin of a man's penis. Is usually composed of dead skin and other body secretions.

My boyfriend wants me to give him a blow job but I can't stand the taste of head cheese.

by DJP August 23, 2003

a censored, inconvenient truth

A trifling UD author wannabe who continues to post her definition of "man". I continue to vote not to publish her proposed definitions because she seeks to enlighten under the guise of her penis envy. Stop hating you scabby, bearded ho nugget. It is advised that you take to other literary avenues to get your narrow-minded lesbian views published and stop clogging up this elite literary outlet that is known as THE Urban Dictionary!

Every goddamn day she thinks her views of the word "man" are witty. It is also a censored, inconvenient truth that this poser sniff balls, eats sawdust covered shitlogs and plays penny ante poker with swollen hands reddened by excessive anal masturbation with wooden mop handles and 32 sided dice on dental floss

by Free MeWilly January 22, 2011