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Johnston Jackoff Challenge

To jerk off with a hair gel/ hairspray mix and try to ejaculate while attempting to Growing up Gotti up your pubes.
Man, I got so bored the other night that when my girl left for work, I preformed the great Johnston Jackoff Challenge.
by Johnnie Walker's Chauffer December 26, 2008
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7 Second Challenge

The 7 Second Challenge (or 7SC) is a challenge created by AmazingPhil on YouTube, in which two or more players have to complete a certain task in 7 seconds. If the player fails to do so, they lose.

AmazingPhil and danisnotonfire have now created the app for it, after many YouTubers did the challenge and did not credit Phil for his idea (no offence to them though :)).
Your 7 Second Challenge is that you have to say the names of 5 animals and do an impression of them. GO!
by whatudoinm9 September 14, 2015
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vertically challenged

Very short.
by Tha Producer12 May 28, 2009
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Go die in hole with no cable

a smart-ass remark just to be funny
" i freking hate you , go die in hole with NO cable. "
"you know what ?! you can go die in hole wiht NO cable! "
by Bachow ! August 9, 2009
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challenger incident

When you shit so hard you blow out your asshole (O-ring).

Background: The space shuttle Challenger exploded during take off because of one of the O-rings failing.
After drinking all night and eating those nachos I had a Challenger incident this morning on the toilet.
by BillyClubOrgan July 20, 2016
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cable normalization specialist

1. Generic term for an individual who was granted a position because of nepotism, Affirmative Action quotas, job lottery, etc. but has no marketable skills and contributes nothing to the company.

2. A tongue-in–cheek job title born of a combination of two other slang words: “Cable” (An extended (erect) male sex organ) and “Normalization” (The act of returning something to its normal state, in this case, through copulative release).
3. A foreign intelligence operative.
The "Cable Normalization Specialist" decided that rules were over-rated and he could have his six-year-old design the system while he had a beer.
by jmengle March 28, 2016
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