cotton candy

To hook something onto a confection.

"What happened to your new coat?" Willy Wonka's wife said.

Sheepishly, Willy replied, "I got it cotton candy and it tore."

by fidificus April 30, 2003

Candy paint

A drug consisting of cough syrop and codine mixed with a jolly rancher (makes it not taste like shit)

Man that candy paint got me so buzzed man

by st.mike March 31, 2007

Candy Cane

the act of getting a hand-job on Christmas or Christmas Eve.

My girlfriend gave me a Candy Cane as my Christmas present last night.

by Deuce Gordon December 5, 2010

ass candy

Candy usually hard candy that was once, but is not now inside someones ass.

Dude i found a jawbreaker in "BOB'S Laundry, you want it? Naw man that's probably "BOB's" ASS CANDY

by Miss Scree-INT January 3, 2008

Candy Cane

The act of engaging in coitus with a female during her menstrual period, then pulling out and emptying your nuts into her mouth. The mixture of rotten uterine matter, blood and semen can be said to resemble that of a delicious Candy Cane… OM NOM NOM NOM NOM.

So he was almost done, blood all over his junk, and said "Where do you want it?" …then she just opened her mouth! Bitch wanted a candy cane!

by DBZ138 November 3, 2010

wall-candy

Same as wall candy

Meaningless 'pretty-pretty' art.

That is some expensive and shallow wall-candy

by Farnham 15 March 6, 2005

Crikket Candy

The best girl on God's green earth.

You're no Crikket Candy.

by Dr. Manhattan January 29, 2005