Bruce's Dick

THE SMALLEST, TEENIEST, SHORTEST MICROSCOPIC THING THE HUMAN EYE WILL EVER FUCKING SEE IN THIS ENTIRE FUCKING UNIVERSE. HELL, THIS DICK IS SO FUCKING SMALL, MICROSCOPES CAN'T EVEN DETERMINE THAT THIS THING EVEN EXISTS. (How do we know?) WELL, IT SPREADS FUCKING HERPES, AIDS, CANCER, AND HEPATITIS C TO EVERY LIVING CREATURE IT TOUCHES. THAT'S HOW WE KNOW THIS FUCKING CANCER CELL DISEASE EXISTS. FURTHERMORE, YOU MIGHT BE ASKING WHAT WE SHOULD DO TO RID EARTH OF THIS HORRID MONSTER. HERE'S THE FUCKING SOLUTION: CHOP OFF ITS HEAD AND FEED IT TO A BUNCH OF PIGS DURING A SATANIC RITUAL. THEN BURN THEM ALL TO PREVENT THE SPREAD. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GET RID OF BRUCE'S DICK. IT IS THE SMALLEST AND MOST DEADLIEST ANIMAL OUT THERE.

- With lots of love, Hailey

Guy 1: Whoa dude, what's that horrible disease you have?

Guy 2: Turns out I got a case of "Bruce's Dick." It's fucking horrible, man.

by Lil Oof Dick July 30, 2018

Jelly Bracelets

These are so stupid i dont understand y ppl think they are tru cuz now girlz are afraid 2 wear them cuz of sick stupid boiz. Until a lady came and talked about them to mi class no1 had any idea that they were even sex related now ppl make up definitions 4 colors 2 scare the guelz who wear 'em they are so0o0o0o0 stupid
~vbshawty2oo9

i cant even wear them without being made fun of

by maggie December 17, 2003

Shake hands with Bruce Willis

A synonym for Masturbation.

I can't wait to go home and Shake hands with Bruce Willis.

by Erich Hein August 2, 2007

jelly bracelets

just normal rubber bracelets which i wear as a fashion and with the meaning both.. quiet cool!

red - lap dance
black - a good bang! ;)
blue - oral sex

and so on!!

by evil o February 7, 2004

Brocest

When one "bro" (typically a frat boy) engages in a sexual act with another "bro", regardless of whether or not the two "bros" are actual biological relation.

Potentially the consensual form of brorape.

Todd: Hey bro, me and Chad banged last night.
Brad: That's brocest, bro.

by fazer1 January 27, 2011

Bruce

A very nice guy with a huge penis he has a very good sense of humor and keeps women laughing but the laughing stops when he pulls out that very huge penis

"Bruce you are cool and all but, where u think you're going to put that huge penis?"

by Real man 72 April 26, 2017

jelly bracelets

kk Im 14 yrs old and i dont go any of the shit... i have about 40 on each arm...when i guy breaks it i tell the to **** off and get a life the ones that mean hug or sumthin i dont care but the rest hell ya! here are the meaning at my school'

red:make out
Blue:lap dance
Pink:oral sex
Black:sex
Green:eating out
glow in the dark: use of sex toys
orange:doggy style
purple: tittysex
white/clear:anything they want

The rest i forget!! it will all be over soon and a new fad will be in

by mandy November 26, 2004