Brandon

Brandon
A 4 eyed big boned fuck

Sonny: yOuR gRanDpA is a Brandon!

by OGBigDick May 11, 2018

Brandon

Blond haired prickled dick lover. Brandons usually have blue eyes. Their eyes are usually bluer than the skies that the nazis dead jews smoke would hole up in. Usually Brandons are pricks if you can't tell by the name :)

Brandon: NO balls if you don't tell that jew over there that thats not a shower

Person: OH MY GOD

by Xxx7878Xxx June 5, 2018

Brandon

A guy with a huge cock.

I could really use a brandon right now to please my needs

by Faces of men June 13, 2018

Brandon

Pinhead and has smoker voice
Resembles beetlejuice

Damn that nigga brandon is a pinhead

by Moe lester123 June 14, 2018

Brandon

Is a snazzy friend but he is definitely not as cool as trinity.

"Wow brandon you are cool"
"Thanks but trinity is better"

by Trinityy138 June 15, 2018

Brandon

Homosexual male also known as poof

Hey look at him he’s brandon

by JTarr July 19, 2018

Brandon

1. Literally the biggest fucking pleb you’ll ever need

Person 1: Hey did you hear about that Brandon guy?
Person 2: Yeah, I have a class with him. Such a fucking pleb.

by TheSuperiorElephaht July 26, 2018