Bluestones

A combination of blue balls and kidney stones.

hands down the most excruciating pain a man can ever experience.

I keep a loaded gun under my pillow in case I ever get Bluestones

by Blueguru December 22, 2014

BlueSkyGuyBSG

lmao get fucked loser anji will never have mix

"why can't anji do that much damage???"-BlueSkyGuyBSG 8/17/21

by l e afy August 18, 2021

burrito blues

Feeling bloated and full after eating a Burrito that is way too big to be eaten in one sitting.

You don't look so good....you ok? "I don't feel so good and I can't focus on any work after lunch....I have the Burrito Blues!"

by mookbat May 18, 2016

Buttfucker Blues

When you crave anal sex.

I heard Johnny is suffering from the buttfucker blues again.

by Tron1982 February 3, 2017

beta blues

1. When a male is a beta and he is showing emotional weakness because he is not alpha enough to get over it and be a man
2. When a beta male is expressing sadness because he isn't alpha enough.

Sam is a beta. Sam is sad because he isn't strong enough, smart enough, funny enough, tall enough, or good looking enough. Therefore Sam is expressing beta blues.

by DC COW December 13, 2018

fake blues

Falsely acting sad.

The murderer exhibited fake blues over her death so that no one would suspect him.

by smjgJsbjgsm December 13, 2018

Subutex Blues

The feeling after taking subutex or suboxone recreationally. Followed by a day or two of drinking water, puking, and feeling hot despite freezing temperatures with little to no euphoria.

Stan: Kenny, why weren't you at school today?

Kenny (muffled): I got the subutex blues Stan I took my mom's whole strip I've been puking all day pretending to have the flu.

Kyle: Well did she catch on?

Kenny (muffled): ofc not guys she's blaming my dad they've been screaming at eachother about getting well and breaking plates all morning.

by 2tee1reservesh1ts July 12, 2021