Blasphemy

When something is so accurate, it hurts.

"Did you hear about that Guiselle chick being a lesbian?"
"Whoa dude. Blasphemy, bro."

by jiggityjugs July 30, 2013

Blastoise

When you vomit and diarrhoea at the same time,

Shit I'm going to Blastoise I should take my clothes off and get in the bath so I don't make a mess everywhere

I took at shit the other day that stank so much I puked all down myself, it went on my dick, nasty Blastoise

by phelm September 29, 2012

Blast

Smoke crack.

I took a blast of the crackpipe.

by Ro0ke December 10, 2002

early morning ass blaster

an exciting thing that happens

"Wow! That sure was an early morning ass blaster" Jane said to Joe.

by JaneS September 25, 2006

arctic pussy blast

Start by jamming your lady's vagina full of fresh, powdery snow then proceed to bang her out doggy style as long as you'd like then pull out and watch the blizzard.

see definition for arctic pussy blast

by Q Pimpin March 1, 2010

master blaster

to perform this little gem you will need a latex glove, some lube and a willing participant as depraved as yourself. lube up the gloved hand and ease it into your partners anus. when you are wrist deep, take your free hand and punch her/him in the stomach while at the same time tearing the ass hand out. this will result in a shit spray like a garden hose.

i gave your mama such a master blaster last night i had to mop my wall twice and it still smells a little poopy.

by smacky October 3, 2004

Tango Blast

A sexual act between two homosexual hispanic men where one man ejaculates on the other man's back.

Juan: (with a lisp) I met this chico at the "Bent Sombrero" last night.

Bernice: (the female friend with slight ghetto mexican accent): oh ya, is he cute? wha happ'n?

Juan: We went back to my place, had a few cervezas, one thing led to another and the next thing I know I was tango blasting all over his back.

Bernice: That soun'd hot.

by Johnny Parvis January 7, 2010