Bake like Betty Crocker

A way of expressing that you can smoke marijuana at a superior level than the average population.

Jim: Do you smoke weed?
Tom: Yeah man; I bake like Betty Crocker.

or
As adjective

Jim: What are you up to?
Tom: Nothing, watching movies; I'm already baked like Betty Crocker

by Christian Breton January 5, 2009

Bakercation

A Bakercation is an involuntary and unpaid leave from work due to disciplinary action taken by your employer.

I could really use a vacation but I don't have any vacation days left. Maybe I can get a Bakercation for a few days.

by santaclauseiscoming February 19, 2011

Baked Deuce

To get high while taking a shit.

Matt is notorious for leaving a stench in the bathroom when he takes a baked deuce.

by Randy Felcher June 19, 2011

Bake Squad

A group of savages who roasts anyone who opposes them.

Do not mess with Bake Squad #IJWBG

by Savage Heel July 6, 2016

bakeland high school

Lakeland high school after 2015
Everyone smokes weed or vapes.
Everybody is always in a good mood because they're high

The dogs came to bakeland high school and 30 people got busted

by Bakeland kid May 26, 2017

baked as fuck

BAKED AS FUCK
So high you wanna go to the kitchen and tell your mom to bake you some cookies

“Hey mom I know what it looks like but I’m just, I’m just so hungry, I’m high as fuck”

BAKED AS FUCK
“Dad I wanna go to the movies but I’m high af and I’m gonna need you to bake me some shit to eat”

by Fuckyoulilbiddybih March 11, 2018

Baked Browne

The state of being so high that you ascend munchies and become an enigma

Someone creamed all over my bathtub and shit on my pants last night, that, or i was just baked browne

by SeatyMuff April 13, 2019