homemade bidet

When you do a poo which is so perfectly formed that a little bit of water splashes you right in the poo hole.

Oli:Yo dawg, that poo was so good I got a homemade bidet
Mike: Pom Pom Pom

by P0l1wrath September 30, 2013

Mexican Bidet

When you take a shit but Instead of wiping your ass you jump in the shower...

I was out of toilet paper; so I fired up the Mexican Bidet.

by Websterwho? April 28, 2016

Watch Biden rallies and laugh

A more modern version of Netflix and chill.

“Hey girl, do you want to come over, watch Biden rallies and laugh”

by FingHandle November 2, 2020

Joe Biden

Falling up the stairs.

"Dammit, I did a Joe Biden up the stairs!"

by Veganbutter March 22, 2021

Joe Biden

A person that has been put in place to take the blame for the worlds problems. Somebody that should not be in a position of power, especially the position of POTUS.

Bernadette: “Say, who is that old senile guy talking on the TV? He fell down six times and looks like he’s on the run from a nursing home”.

Ernest: “O hell Berns. That’s old Joe Biden. You know he lives right across the hall from us here at the “Sunny Acres Geriatric Home”. Are you losing your mind? You sound like your not playing with a full deck of cards either”.

Elmer: “Look at that! There’s an old guy walking down the middle of the highway. He’s only wearing a diaper and tube socks”.

Jill: O yeah, That’s old Joe Biden. He likes to pretend he’s a Jet taking on from the runway every once in awhile”.

Elmer: “Hmm . . . Looks like he needs to change his oil filter . . . “.

by Mista Cracka Sauce June 4, 2021

Joe Biden

he sucks balls as long as there hairy. that's how he prepares for his speeches. if you see a Biden well ,you better be wearing a cup.

your balls need a Joe Biden to be sucking those balls! ow! it pinches!

by the true identity finder February 25, 2022

Joe Biden

A president who belongs is a senior living home

“The Joe Biden fucked up our gas prices again.”

by BartsimpsonJR March 18, 2022