Definitions by P0l1wrath

homemade bidet 

When you do a poo which is so perfectly formed that a little bit of water splashes you right in the poo hole.

Oli:Yo dawg, that poo was so good I got a homemade bidet
Mike: Pom Pom Pom

homemade bidet by P0l1wrath September 30, 2013