Beaver keg

When a fupa is so large it is no longer able to be considered a fupa and is now graduated to a beaver keg

Damn look at the beaver keg in that girl, she been eatin good!

by MellowWolf June 24, 2025

beaver poacher

Any lesbian who tries to hook up with a straight woman. Usually in the effort of trying to outdo a man. (Like a woman could ever outdo a man....) This type of lesbian is easy to spot as they like to wear lots of denim. They think their Canadian Tuxedo helps them in their efforts against the male.

That beaver poacher just totally cock blocked me. I turned for my drink and when I looked back there was a wall of denim in my way!

by DirtyBalls the 3rd of England October 21, 2017

Beaver Damming

The act of blocking a female’s efforts to hook up. Similar to cock blocking, but for women.

Samantha was trying to hook up with Sarah, but Karen was Beaver Damming her.

by WTF Wertz January 8, 2021

Beavers of Eastwick

old school and alien, epic and classic.

an ancient tribe of technologically advanced beavers whos remains were first discovered in Silicon Valley.

That movie was Beavers of Eastwick.

That 69 mustang is worthy of Beavers of Eastwick.

by Blindlemon November 27, 2011

Beaver dick

Milwaukees best baby pickles

Mmmm i really want some beaver dick!

by Kayla with an i July 1, 2022

beaver

justin bieber

ME: *Look's at a beaver* OMG, ALEYNA LOOK, THERE'S JUSTIN BIEBER
ALEYNA: OMG!!!

by Kyo Choi December 5, 2016

Dick Beavers

Mythical creatures that devour over used dick's while its owner sleeps

"Sorry Kari, one is my limit. I do not want to anger the dick beavers"

by bill o' tronic March 11, 2024