barbie fish

A very pretty girl that is perfect like a barbie and she loves the ocean/water so she is like a fish. Kind of like a flawless beach girl.

him- "Bro did you see Natalie today? She is a total barbie fish"

by barbie fish April 18, 2018

barbie hitler

Blonde big booty female with and over sized ego to match her shoulder pads

Did you see that barbie hitler? Her shit stinks like mine

by twiggy bob marley April 18, 2018

Barbie Crotch

When the guys dick is so small it looks like he doesn't have a dick.
It looks like he would have a Barbie crotch as they are flat and have no bulge.

"Girl the guy I hooked up with had a Barbie crotch like it was so small!"

by riggamorrris July 30, 2017

Barkered

Getting screwed over or blatantly setup.

Person 1: Hey John can you help me with work today we've had 3 call ins and itll be a 16 hour shift if you dont
Person 2: Nah man I gotta really go home I think I might have a water leak in the basement
Person 1 to Person 3: Dude John just barkered us hard fml

by CallMeDrew September 8, 2017

barking for sharks

The act of vomiting.

Where did your buddy go? He's in the bathroom barking for sharks after that last shot.

by G@wordman October 23, 2017

barbie barbie

A formerly beautiful and successful woman that has aged badly and lost everything she had. Many are homeless drug addicts or alcoholics.
A has-been.

Did you see that Barbie Barbie walking down the road? It's sad to see an old lady with nothing. I bet back in the day she was so beautiful she had it all .
She is hot now but she's gonna be a Barbie Barbie in ten years if she don't quit hittin' that pipe.

by THEFAIRYGODMOTHERINBOOTS January 27, 2018

barbie bullshit

Barbie Bullshit: A phrase to be used when you’re with slutty girls, or in a big group of hot girls.

“Look at Sherif; he’s always on that Barbie Bullshit.”

by 902Cold January 26, 2018