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Ball Tea

When you decide that you need to get back at some asshole of a friend, here's what you do.

First go take a long run to get your ball sack all nice and sweaty.

Then you make a tall glass of iced tea.

You add extra flavor by dipping your ballsack into the tea, thus getting the smell and taste into the tea that your friend is going to drink.

Note: You can add extra extra flavor by going on longer runs and brewing the tea with multiple people.
Guy1: Hey dude you got Finals today?

Guy2: Yeah man and I'm thirsty.

Guy1: Here have some of this ice tea I just made.
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Guy2: Oh thanks man! *sip*

Guy1: Hahaha!

Guy2 *barf* Fuck man u gave me ball tea again!
by FunnyGuy1492 September 15, 2010
mugGet the Ball Teamug.

daddy ball

When a father becomes a coach so his kid can play all the time!
by Neil young January 9, 2014
mugGet the daddy ballmug.

Mug Ball

Mug Ball 'Mug the person with the Ball' is a school yard game that is also known by the names: 'Muckle (sometimes called 'muckle the man with the ball', 'kill-the-guy-with-the-ball', 'kill the carrier', or 'smear the queer' among other names).

There are no goals, simply a designated playing area (usually a football field). The player carrying the ball (usually a tennis ball) attempts to keep possesion until they are caught by any means (kicking, punching, tripping).
Whoever retrieves the ball first then becomes the next target.

Sometimes the player with the ball throws the ball up in the air, where it is caught by another player who becomes it. This is seen as poor sportmanship and the thrower would usually get tackled anyway for being weak. The game is to exhibit the most strength and bravado whilst carrying the ball.
If players are disliked, the ball is often planted on them by force, allowing others to beat the ball out of them.
DARREN: I only broke my nose today playing Mug Ball.
SMITHY: Yeah, but you held onto the ball for like 2 minutes!
by Big Easy esq. August 4, 2011
mugGet the Mug Ballmug.

Dagle Balls

It’s hot as dagle balls in here. That party sucked absolute dagle balls.
by That’s crazy bro 505 December 30, 2022
mugGet the Dagle Ballsmug.

round-ball

The oil-pipe used by tweakers to smoke meth-amphetamine or glass .commonly used term, at least in the centralS.F.V
bitch dropped the round-ball again,gotta go to chaos and git new one. Least we can make a happy-stick out of the stem.
by J. ALEXANDER July 31, 2007
mugGet the round-ballmug.

Master ball

The magical one-time item you waste on a useless pokemon because you’re an idiot
Person 1-Oh fuck... NO GODDAMN WHY?

Person 2-dude, are you okay
Person 1- FUCK’S SAKE WHY?! I just used my master ball a fucking zigzagoon!

Person 2-oof
mugGet the Master ballmug.

New Balls

An expression used to signify a change in perspective after a life altering event.
Gabe : You actually got head for the first time?

Chris: Dude, new balls.
by Staticc February 21, 2022
mugGet the New Ballsmug.

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