Two Bagger

A slang term for running miles. Instead of “I went out and ran 2 miles today, it’s I got a “two bagger” in today.

Graham: yo, JoJo, want to snag a two Bagger after work?
JoJo: yeah, I’ve been needing some exercise and I’ve got a half marathon coming up. Let’s bag some miles Bro.

by DCyouknowme March 15, 2022

Mathew Bagley

a young fellow who sits with his fat ass and plays pro skater 1+2 while jackin off with a cheese grinder and is always is trying to suck his own dick with his 2 centimeter defeater

in such flexible ways

Mathew bagley stop jackin off with yo two centimeter defeater ass

by Dr. Cuminstain March 26, 2022

Hoovah-bagger

The act of coughing up a lunger and wiping it out of your mouth with your middle finger and lobbing it somewhere.

I just lobbed a massive hoovah-bagger on that park bench!

by anonymous July 18, 2022

Douch-baggery

I was being electronicly harassed, and The cocksuckers wouldn't leave me alone so I started douch-baggery.

Man I that guy just cut in line, yeah that's total douch-baggery

by anonymous September 19, 2022

cackle bagger

Call someone who talks on and on about something they have no idea what they’re talking about

when asking the waiter what was good on the menu, that cackle bagger kept going on about how good the pasta was when he hasn’t even tried it

by Nsun21 October 19, 2022

Brown bagged

To take your colostomy bag and hit/pour it on another person

He was so mad at his boss that he brown bagged him as he left.

by Scotterbug October 25, 2022

wog bangles

Hand cuffs.

Leroy, you are not complying, I'm putting you in wog bangles before you get in the car.

by sipukka November 4, 2022