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Ball Tea

When you decide that you need to get back at some asshole of a friend, here's what you do.

First go take a long run to get your ball sack all nice and sweaty.

Then you make a tall glass of iced tea.

You add extra flavor by dipping your ballsack into the tea, thus getting the smell and taste into the tea that your friend is going to drink.

Note: You can add extra extra flavor by going on longer runs and brewing the tea with multiple people.
Guy1: Hey dude you got Finals today?

Guy2: Yeah man and I'm thirsty.

Guy1: Here have some of this ice tea I just made.
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Guy2: Oh thanks man! *sip*

Guy1: Hahaha!

Guy2 *barf* Fuck man u gave me ball tea again!
by FunnyGuy1492 September 15, 2010
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daddy ball

When a father becomes a coach so his kid can play all the time!
by Neil young January 9, 2014
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wallet balls

the impact spending money has on one's ego.
kerry: i got a parking ticket last night and a cab would have been much easier. what a sixty-dollar punch to the wallet balls.

taylor: dude, dropping four hundo on new speakers took serious wallet balls. nice work.
by dmonet February 15, 2010
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scary ball

"oh wow, it's 5:00 AM, here comes the scary ball.
by ephedrine July 15, 2009
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chotch ball

A douchebag, like the typical "Jersey Shore" type of guy, orders Jager bombs, thinks he looks hot... but clearly he's not.

Clear Sunglasses - Chains - Spiked Hair - Douche.
Don't go to Vegas on Memorial Day Weekend, it's full of chotch balls
by HandGrenade6969 April 20, 2010
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ball woman

A female who is attracted to the scrotum (ball sack) area on a man's body much more than his other physical attributes.

To a ball woman, the most important factor in determining a male's level of sexual appeal is the beauty of his nuts.

Similar to "leg man" in males.
Rick: "Yeah, Suzanne is hotter than Jeanie. She has better legs."

Tracy: "Not much of a leg man, myself. I'm more of a ball woman."
by phase_coherent April 25, 2010
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Ball Air

When you air jack off and throw the air in someones face.
He threw his ball air at my face, it was gross.
by CCNNKK May 31, 2009
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