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CGDCT Anime 

Anime genre that revolves around female characters who often have very little personality or memorable characteristics besides being supposedly "cute" (even though most of them are pretty much clones of each other.) You can often tell what their one or two - or if you're lucky, three personality traits are by looking at their hair colours, or sometimes their bodies. For example, the girl with the huge titties will often be put at the butt of every joke.

This genre is typically aimed towards 40 year old men who live in their grandma's basement, have moobs that sag into their greasy slacks and never shower. Some of them even poo in socks instead of getting up to use a proper bathroom. These men are said to give off a unique odour of eggy farts and fecal matter, which repels any living woman - or person from wanting to even look at them, so anime are their go-to substitute for human interaction because apparently it's too hard to get up, take a shower and go outside to get some real human interaction.

The creators of these anime are clever and know very well that they can reuse the same cookie cutter tropes and characters over and over, and still manage to lure in these stinky suckers and make lots of money every time via copy-paste merch and body pillows. Ingenious!

Though it is to be noted that there ARE plenty of normal, hygenic and decent people who may find themselves watching these shows sometimes, but they are not typically part of the main demographic.
Person: What's CGDCT Anime?
Person 2: At first glance you think it's something aimed at your little sister, nope the fanbase is made up of creepy men who smell like rotten eggs and fecal matter.
Person: Oh.
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useless anime characters 

Basically... those characters who only trait is getting kidnapped or obsessing over a male character... So, no matter who that character saves, heals, or destroys.... he/she will always be useless in the eyes of a fan.. (I mean fans.. not friggen die heart, obsessive things who think they know absolutely everything about that said anime
Major examples of a useless anime characters: Sakura Haruno... The annoying pink haired... thing: "Oh, Sasuuukunnn!! Pleeeaasee let me bear your children.!! ANything for Sasuukuunn!!

Normal Fans: Goddamnit! Shut up
The fugly fans of Naruto who "Know everything" :Yeah, you go Useless character! You'll get Sasuke... even if you have to rape him!

Normal fans: looks at the fuglies and gets to safety away from the things.

Next one, is Orihime from Bleach. She may be a cool character, but she is in the line of being the useless character.

Yamcha from DBZ is pretty self explanatory.....

compounded anime neural character exposure response 

more commonly referred to its short name, "CANCER", this is the ability to be able to tell automatically which female character in the the anime is going to be "best girl". this is considered a sixth sense to some fans, while to others a superpower.
the compounded anime neural character exposure response takes anime fans by storm.

No Anime April 

A month in which you cannot watch Anime in any form whatsoever. Increases the chance of losing virginity by 1000%
He's on No Anime April, watch him dick down every woman in town.
No Anime April by assrider6969 December 30, 2018

Philly Anime Sage

A Guy Who Forces Kids To Join His Hentology Class, And Whispers In Your Ear While Singing Songs That Aren't Playing.
Oh Look! It's Philly Anime Sage! Take The Kids And Run!

Western Anime 

A genre of animation influenced from traditional Japanese anime that is orignally produced in western cultures
Avatar the Last Airbender is a great western anime
Western Anime by DrkMagic96 April 29, 2021

Gay Anime Babies 

Gay Anime Babies, in a nutshell, they're basically younger Gen Z and current Gen Alpha.
"Oh shit, there's a bunch of gay anime babies over there faking being gay for attention and posting cringe fnf and gachalife vids AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA the cringe"

Gay Anime Baby in response to that: "I- ._. you- ...wow I- o-o why r u judging- its like- kinda offensive ngl .~. Wtf- õmõ
SATIRICAL? ummm .w. I- like- dont rlly know wat dat means ówò but- I- well- ok seriously- wtf- I can tell you're like- being judgmental sooooo <(=* ^-^ *=)> I'm just gonna pretend I didnt see dat~~ um- I- wow- you- seriously??? ._. R u suggesting that I'm- like- 5 or smthing? ÒmÓ .~. c.c Ngl- u ppl rlly need to like- calm tf down- úwù ok hunny? <(=* ^-^ *=)>"