rick-tarded

Like saying retarded except when talking to or near a person with the name rick.

That is so rick-tarded

by skatezero872 January 6, 2008

Ri-tard

A person that stands in front of the menu at the local Rita's water ice stand and screams the menu into their cellphone so that their lazy assed significant other can get a gellati. Ri-tards are often also Bluetools

I wish this ri-tard would shut up so I can order my water ice.

by Orchard August 2, 2006

Weeb-tard

William

hah your william weeb-tard

by Theaveragesizedmom June 1, 2018

Orange Tard

The offspring of a Redneck and a Yellow Hammer

He is so dumb he must be a Orange Tard

by Midwest Expert November 2, 2010

V-Tard

Someone who is way too obsessed with Fortnite

Guy: "SHUT UP, YOU FORTNITE LOVIN' V-TARD"

by Thatgrill January 12, 2019

Wii-tarded

Lacking the eye-hand coordination to properly use a Wii controller, leading to a lot of frustrated arm-waving and inability to play even a simple game.

Dude, you just ran Mario off a cliff, what are you, Wii-tarded?

by JustBobS May 16, 2011

Ski-tard

1.The retard on skis who is constantly cutting you off as you go down the hill on your skis/board.

2.The tourist skier wearing jeans and a sweatshirt in below freezing weather.

Joe: Geez, sorry it took so long for me to get down to the lift! There was a ski-tard in front of me the whole time.

Mike: LOL! Look at that stupid ski-tard skiing down the hill in his jeans!

by Dr Lina P June 11, 2009