american flag

when a chick sucks your dick, however, she only sucks the head and for quite some time. this leads to a red head, a white shaft, and blue balls.

Susan soon realized that giving an american flag to her boyfriend would result in a brutal blow to her face.

american flag by Coros December 24, 2008

Normal American 

A normal white person, someone who gets straight Bs, plays video games and is NOT a wapanese. Some Normal Americans has strict parents and some do not. Their favorite snack include Pringles. Most Normal American children watch Spongebob and teenage Normal Americans watch MTV or TeenNick. Normal Americans make great friends and live a normal life.

An example of a Normal American's Schedule:

Ages 0-9: Have Fun

Ages 10-18: Go to school and have fun with my friends.

Ages: 19-24: Collage

Ages: 25-59: Get married and get a job

Ages: 60+: Get retired, play bingo, and die.

"I glad my child is a Normal American , and not a weeaboo.

Normal American by AVietnamese May 18, 2009

native americans 

The REAL Americans. They lived peacefully until the whites came. They brought diseases such as smallpox and syphilis to the land, disturbed (and later mass-slaughtered) the buffalo which they were dependent on and killed masses of native men, women and children WHO SURRENDERED.

But think about this for a moment; peaceful natives wrongly accused, declared war upon, thousands of innocents tortured and killed... and the land conquered by a bunch of dickwads who wanted GOLD and OIL. History repeating itself?

Pocahontas was real, but when her tribe was slaughtered she ran away to another country where she died of smallpox. Not such a happy ending is it? Many Native Americans died on the tiny infertile reservations they were forced onto.

native americans by John June 18, 2006

American beer

Dog piss and fairy sauce. The crappiest beer ever. Australian and european beer is the best!

yuck taste this crap. its called american beer...

no thanks!

American beer by voonpoogle December 2, 2004

Amerogance 

Adjective used to describe arrogant Americans, usually tourists, who think that money and a strong military make up for a lack of breeding and culture. Gives them the delusion that they are better than everyone else in every way possible. Can be found chanting "U-S-A" at every international sporting event, regardless of how bad their team is losing.

Person 1 - "U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!"

Person 2 - Dude, you're losing by 25 points and the game is almost over!!!

Person 1 - America RULES!!! We saved the world's ass in WWI and WWII!!!

Person 2 - Man, what Amerogance!

Amerogance by Have you seen your mom? May 5, 2009

Amera

If you meet an Amera, cherish her WITH YOUR LIFE. Amera is the beautiful girl with the most gorgeous blue eyes. She’s funny, chill, relatable, beautiful, and there’s never a dull moment with her. Amera does the simplest things, but you can’t help but smile and/or laugh. Everyone loves everything about Amera and can’t help but like her. An Amera deserves the world and she is just the most beautiful girl ever!

Person 1: Hey, did you see that new girl Amera?
Person 2: Yeah she’s a beauty, I think I’m going to shoot my shot with her
Person 1: Goodluck, you and everyone else is coming after that girl.

Amera by Slave Owner Steve May 10, 2019

Ameripwned

HISTORY: Ameripwned comes from a combination of post-Cold War patriotism and the dawn of the Computer Age in the United States of America. It is believed to have first been used by teenagers describing events in Afghanistan and Iraq, and has now taken the Internet by storm.
DEFINITON: 1. Something that has been pwned by America. Especially in combat. 2. To pwn something in an American fashion.

1. "Dude, did you hear? Zarqawi got taken out in a U.S. missile strike!" "Yeah, man. He totally got Ameripwned."
2. terrorist: "ALLAH ACKBAR!!!" (crack of an M16 rifle is heard) U.S. Marine: "Damn. I Ameripwned that sonofabitch."

Ameripwned by xbx1120 September 16, 2008