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Ameripwned

HISTORY: Ameripwned comes from a combination of post-Cold War patriotism and the dawn of the Computer Age in the United States of America. It is believed to have first been used by teenagers describing events in Afghanistan and Iraq, and has now taken the Internet by storm.
DEFINITON: 1. Something that has been pwned by America. Especially in combat. 2. To pwn something in an American fashion.
1. "Dude, did you hear? Zarqawi got taken out in a U.S. missile strike!" "Yeah, man. He totally got Ameripwned."
2. terrorist: "ALLAH ACKBAR!!!" (crack of an M16 rifle is heard) U.S. Marine: "Damn. I Ameripwned that sonofabitch."
Ameripwned by xbx1120 September 16, 2008
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Ameripwned

A person/place/thing 'owned' by America, using the typo 'pwned' in the place of 'owned'. Meaning America has won over someone/something.
"Russia just got bombed by the US"

"Ha! Ameripwned!"
Ameripwned by Serion April 22, 2005

Ameripwned

HISTORY: Ameripwned comes from a combination of post-Cold War patriotism and the dawn of the Computer Age in the United States of America. It is believed to have first been used by teenagers describing events in Afghanistan and Iraq, and has now taken the Internet by storm.

DEFINITON: 1. Something that has been pwned by America. Especially in combat. 2. To pwn something in an American fashion.
1. "Dude, did you hear? Zarqawi got taken out in a U.S. missile strike!" "Yeah, man. He totally got Ameripwned."
2. terrorist: "ALLAH ACKBAR!!!" (crack of an M16 rifle is heard) U.S. Marine: "Damn. I Ameripwned that sonofabitch."
Ameripwned by xbx1120 September 16, 2008

Ameripwned

HISTORY: Ameripwned comes from a combination of post-Cold War patriotism and the dawn of the Computer Age in the United States of America. It is believed to have first been used by teenagers describing events in Afghanistan and Iraq, and has now taken the Internet by storm.
DEFINITON: 1. Something that has been pwned by America. Especially in combat. 2. To pwn something in an American fashion.
1. "Dude, did you hear? Zarqawi got taken out in a U.S. missile strike!" "Yeah, man. He totally got Ameripwned."
2. terrorist: "ALLAH ACKBAR!!!" (crack of an M16 rifle is heard) U.S. Marine: "Damn. I Ameripwned that sonofabitch."
Ameripwned by xbx1120 September 17, 2008

Ameriboned 

Feeling so incredibly patriotic that one becomes literally and physically aroused; No matter what country one may be so patriotic for, the word still carries Ameri- prefix because that's just how 'Merica rolls
Last 4th of July I got the biggest Ameriboner. It would've been embarrassing, except Old Glory was hanging off it. People saluted my Ameriboner

Any woman who engages in Coitus with an American citizen on July 4th, September 11th, or May 1st 2011 will consider herself, Ameriboned

African-Americaned Out 

The act of blacking out while being over the top politically correct. First use of phrase used by comedian Zach Galifianakis.
"I got real drunk last night and African-Americaned Out."

americaned 

1. the act of taking all the life or substance out of an entity.

2. to kill a buzz or be a buzzkill
we americaned the poor bastard and he went out of business.

the cops really americaned us at that party last weekend.

a large oil company americaned that ecosystem by dumping a massive amount of oil into that lake.
americaned by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008