pet accident

A pet accident is when you shit in your partners lap

John: Hey pal, how's it going?

Oliver: Its going great John, ive been ecstatic about tonight when the wife's gonna finally let me have a pet accident on her! 😁

by Hoggg December 27, 2023

lucid acid jackass

tank big trouble also known as "we are gay"

my friend is a lucid acid jackasss

by suksha February 2, 2024

Spicy acid reflux

When you eat some really spicy shit, and later you burp, sending some stomach acid up your throat that you can’t feel for some reason (this is every time you have to burp) making your throat feel like you just drank some ghost pepper extract

Person 1: Ah, seems I have to burp.
Person 1: AH FUCK, IT WAS A SPICY ACID REFLUX! MY THROAT!

by unused username February 8, 2024

Phenidic acid

Phenidic acid, or Ritalinic Acid, or Evitalinic Acid is a portmanteau of 2-{Phen}yl-2-(p{i}peri{d}in-2-yl) acet{ic} {acid}. It is used to make Methylphenidate (Ritalin) and Ethylphenidate (Evitalin) by reacting it with methanol and ethanol. 2-Phenyl-2-(piperidin-2-yl) acetic acid is awesome!

Steve: I reacted Phenidic acid and Methanol to make Methylphenidate (Ritalin). I used the rest of the Phenidic acid to make Ethylphenidate (Evitalin).

by HawaiianPunch1 March 16, 2024

battery acid spagetti

cut up sour stips cooked in monster energy drink.
dont do this

person 1: I tried battery acid spagetti today.
person 2: How was it.
person 1: dont do this

by the March 18, 2024

Chrysoberyliolite acid

Chrysoberyliolite acid is a very real chemical compound that kills every Roblox player every year

Ruby: JACKNJELLIFY DIED OF CHRYSOBERYLIOLITE ACID 😭
Everybody: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Reason D Alt June 5, 2024

Methoxymethanedioic Acid

Methoxymethanedioic Acid (Dicarbonic Acid) is HO-(C=O)-O-(C=O)-OH . Methoxymethanedioic Acid is beyond Carbonated Hydrogen oxide. It's Carbonated Carbonic Acid.

Tony: I am going to try Seltzer Boys Methoxymethanedioic Acid with flavorings.

by HawaiianPunch1 January 16, 2025