Accidental Douche

The act of bath water non intentionally entering a woman's vaginal canal while she relaxes in the tub.

1.

Oh rats! I totally did not intend to wash my vagina. Another accidental douche for the books!

2.

"Hunny, you're leaking"
"Oh don't worry. That's just the result of another accidental douche."

by RenGen July 7, 2016

Tricycle Accident

The act of engaging in sexual intercourse from behind a woman with pigtails next to a wall. The man grabs hold of the woman's pigtails in each hand like handlebars, and at random times during coitus smashes her head against the wall.

Damn! Lisa looks hella beat up!" "Yeah. Me and her got in a tricycle accident last night." "HIGH FIVE!

by dkrawrz March 15, 2011

Stalker Account

A fake account, created on one of today's many social networking sites, for the purpose of hiding ones identity or checking out one's own profile as it looks from other users' perspective.

Girl: I want to know what my status says damnit!!
Guy: You should make a stalker account.
Girl: wtf
Gut: Sign up for a fake email then create a fake account and check yourself out.
Girl: lol y is it called a stalker account?
Guy: I made that up just now

by facehouse August 18, 2012

false accusation

1) An untrue claim or charge that someone has done something illegal or wrong.

2) How a claim or charge is labelled when it is levelled against a rich white man.

Definition 1: "The President is making false accusations of purgery against the women who testified in the Kavanagh case."

Definition 2: "All these #MeToo false accusations have got to stop."

by NestedLoops September 15, 2019

Biblically accurate

Anything with a strange, weird, terrifying, or generally unusual physical appearance. Clipping of "biblically accurate angel".

I forgot the word for "cancerous tumor", so I called it a "biblically accurate growth".

by chickenstealer June 30, 2022

accidial

to accidentally call someone, or the wrong person, on the telephone.

"Sarah must have accidialed Erica, because Erica does not even like her. If that was not an accidial, then she better loose Erica's number if she knows whats good for her!"

"I was trying to call Kelly A. but I accidialed and called Kelly B."

by lesserleigh January 6, 2009

acceptance

taking it up the ass and liking it

i will practice acceptance

by reformedpug January 23, 2017