crack a jack

to take a dump, have a shit, to defecate.

"I need to crack a jack"

by sparky.exe September 6, 2006

You take me as a joke

You take me as a joke means: When someone doesn’t take you serious; meaning what you say to them does not matter at all because they have no respect for you.

I can not believe you take me as a joke.

by Honesty88 July 31, 2020

ride a jew

When u have sex with the nose of a jew.

I like to ride a jew in the parking lot of my temple

by Lesbian lovers stripper January 5, 2010

a jessie

to sit on a woman's tits and thrust until you ejaculate on her hair & face

Chon: yo bubba i pulled a jessie on bridget last night
Bubba: oh damn lmao

by ChonVR December 27, 2011

pulled a jek nexus

leaving be4 you finish saying goodbye or other ways of leaving with everyone confused on what happened

"im leavi-*gone allready* Aimee-ummm wtf just happened? Mitch-he pulled a jek nexus ... the fucker...

by Lee Sparrow November 26, 2009

Pulling a Jaynee

(Verb)

When one performs a sensual or promiscuous act attempting to seduce multiple partners.

Man, last night Rio was totally try'd Pulling a Jaynee on Kate. Kate wasn't having any of that though!!

by chibiseppy June 29, 2010

Pull a Jamil

To constantly lie to everyone, even though it isn't needed. Also to manipulate every girl you encounter to giving to money, sex, and self assurance. And if you have very bad grammer, you might be in the making of pulling a jamil. pulling a jamil is also the biggest swindle a girl could ever experience. Girls watch out.

Jamil: Hey do you wanna go out?

Victim #1: Yeah sure!

Jamil: Thats cool, i wanna breakup after i cheat on you k?

Victim #1: Thats lame. i can't believe you just Pull a Jamil..

Jamil: Cool can i have 20 bucks?

Victim #1: Why don't you just go **** franny and ride around in your hummer thinking you're so awesome, k?

Jamil: i never cheated on you, and i do look pretty cool don't i?

Victim #1: You are such a liar, and no you look stupid

Jamil: Fine you caught me

Victim #1: You are such a fag whore.

by Jbranch April 27, 2010