In the tank

The worst hangover of your fucking life

“How was last night?”

“Dude it was insane, but i fucked up, i’m in the tank today”

by CougarSniffer5 July 1, 2022

The Tank

A heaven-sent, reservoir of water used to quench the thirst of even the heaviest of stoners.

"Hey man pass the Tank, I chiefed that stizz way too much."

by lostipos.305.stoner October 14, 2022

Tank

a girl who wears no other make-up, but a shitload of every eye make-up product in the world.

That bitch is a tank!

Carly looks like a major tank!

I hate tanks!

by bunniecakes96 September 14, 2012

Tank

An emotional person!

Why is Tank so emotional?

by G uk mains yh November 28, 2021

Tanking

When you smash you penis in between the toliet lid and the toliet

I was having a good day so I decided to go tanking

by Boburnqueef February 8, 2018

4d tank

When you masturbate to anal porn after taking a turd. Realism is everything! Get the real 4d experience.

My friend Luke said that if your Mrs won't do anal try having a 4d tank!

by The sausage October 16, 2019

tinky tank

The drugged version of tinky winky with steroids.

Me: Who's tinky tank?
Him: The drugged version of tinky winky with steroids.
Me: OK👍

by Imthehamman May 24, 2023