covid clutter

The accumulation of a mess in one’s home due to COVID-19. Often caused by a depressed state and the knowledge that no one will see the mess anyways.

“Hey, good to see ya. Sorry about the mess, I’m still working through the covid clutter.”

by Aspin Frederick September 9, 2022

Covid-🇮🇩

When the country with the world’s largest Muslim population initially claimed that they had zero cases of the coronavirus, thanks to Allah’s “favor and protection,” compared to their more developed neighbors—today, the divine intervention is on hold, as Indonesia’s infection and mortality rates put them among the worst nation in Asia in containing the pandemic crisis.

The World Health Organization (WHO) and Indonesia’s neighbors had doubts about the Covid-🇮🇩 claim, because they all deduced that their alleged zero infection or mortality rate is the result of their poor health system and inept political leadership, and not so much because of a special divine protection on the nation.

by Covido December 17, 2020

Covid-19

A tiny piece of shit

A diagnose you with Covid-19

by kuhuinkh December 24, 2021

Covid

Hell shit. Fuck this bitch

Fuck you covid

by Donutapplesauce November 22, 2022

Covidize

To make as situation or project met safety guidelines for COVID safety

We're going to covidize the movie by reducing the cast size, limiting the locations to one, and having the zombies wear masks with PPE underneath instead of using makeup.

by jenclem October 15, 2020

Covid-🎲

When bookmakers worldwide are crazy-busy changing the odds on whether President Trump would be re-elected or not, based on the good and bad news that come out about him and his morally bankrupt administration every hour of the day.

Thanks to Covid-🎲, with billions of bucks changing hands, hundreds of millionaires (and thousands of zeronaires) are expected to emerge come November 3.

by Covido September 12, 2020

Covid-🦃

When desperately needed foreign workers trained to slaughter and process turkeys reared for Christmas are not allowed in the country unless they serve their 14-day quarantine on arrival, whose absence would affect producers with low supply and consumers with high price.

Thanks to Covid-🦃, a lucky percentage of the nine million turkeys in the UK would have their lives spared during this 2020 Christmas period.

by MathPlus October 22, 2020