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Fuck Zombie 

1) To have sex with someone while you are still half asleep, normally by waking in the middle of the night, instantaneously in the mood.

2) To wake up in the middle of the night, roll over in the bed, and automatically to begin to bang the person in bed with you, while still in the haze of just awakening.
Girlfriend/Wife: Last night was amazing. You just rolled over and starting banging me like crazy!

Boyfriend/Husband: I dont know what happened, I Just kinda awoke from a daze and I was fucking you!

Girlfriend/Wife: You were a fuck zombie!
Fuck Zombie by CLEbrownies50 May 24, 2013
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Before The Zombies Get You 

With great haste. Quickly. Now.
Go eat something before the zombies get you, you look anorexic.

parking lot zombie 

When you pull into a store's parking lot and see someone sitting in their car, not shopping, staring straight ahead and presumably waiting for their partner to come back out of the store.
There were tons of parking lot zombies at WalMart this morning - and one of them glared at me!
parking lot zombie by ks4isu November 3, 2015

Insano the zombie 

A short but creepy ass zombie kid who roams abandon factories.
Wow I ran into insano the zombie last night while I was exploring.
Insano the zombie by Insvno June 17, 2022

zombie by proxy 

Seems like zombie but is in fact something else.
Like infected, radio controlled, bad childhood.
Well my dear Elizabeth, this is just a zombie by proxy. They are infected by some virus

jazz zombies 

When one holds their hands in the half-way point between fully extended arms in front of the body (as zombies are known to do when they walk) and close to their head. The hands are then turned in a clock-wise to anti-clockwise motion, turnig only about fifteen or twenty degrees in either direction, while one says the phrase; "Jaaazzz Zombies!"
Not to be confused with jazz singers, musicians, and enthuaists who have become zombies.
Person 1: Jazz Zombies!
Person 2: What the hell are you doing?
jazz zombies by I AM D August 3, 2007

the zombie game 

a game played on any call of duty online game in which users get in a private match. there is a team of survivors and team of zombies. zombies can only use melee attacks and survivors can only use semi auto rifles for headshots only matches and bolt action for anything goes matches. if a survivors is killed by a zombie, they must switch to the zombie team.
"i had a lot of fun playing the zombie game on cod waw last night."
the zombie game by gub gub 1234 August 14, 2009