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Your mom's your bro 

A more polite way of saying your mom's a hoe.
(kid who's mom is actually a hoe)
Hey man your mom's your bro!
Your mom's your bro by Basscrack November 13, 2019

your mom part 2 

When a popular kid hits you with a harsh ass insult about yo mom. So you pump the prick with a part 2 joke burning his gay ass 500 dollar Supreme Sweatshirt right off his man tits.
Brett: Boi why you tryna start fights with me yo moms ass probably sucks people off to provide for you.
You: Your mom part 2 faggot.
Brett: *does the juice world*

your mom ate your mom 

your mom ate you mom because she had a nuff of you
hey mom
your mom ate your mom
bye mom

your mom long

A your mom joke gone rong.
Taylor: Guess how long my shlong is?
Michael: Your mom long!

Your Mom Goes To College 

TRUE DEFINITION: Meaning that your mom is basically a whore and its calling her one. Get it? Your moms still in college cause she had you when she was 14! A very good insult because most people don't understand it but your still saying it without say anything very inapropriate or bad.
Your moms such a whore shes still going to college.
OR
Your mom goes to college.

your mom goes to college 

well, my grandmother really did go to college... is that bad?
I came to urbandictionary.com looking for the meaning behind this insult, and no one knows, making it the most retarded insult, ever.