poll watcher

for guys it's when old guys in the locker room tend to let their eyes linger on your ballot. or if you're a girl, they try to get a look inside your drop box.

Came out of the stall and a couple of poll watchers were trying to see my hanging chad.

by gingineer November 16, 2020

Monkey watch

A really bad watch, that runs on rhythm instead of actual seconds.

I bought a watch today, but it turned out to be a Monkey watch!

by C.P. Cumber February 26, 2021

community watch

A program in neighborhoods where people take turns or keep an eye out on one another's houses.

Community watch is a program in communities that gives Karen the right to call the cops on you for breaking into your own house. "Can you believe Karen called the cops after I told her to pick up her dog's poop out of my yard."

by johnny4llen October 6, 2021

FBI watchlist

A list of people selected by the FBI who will get a new expensive deluxe watch if they go to the FBI headquarters.Its a very exciting experience according to the people who made it on the list.

Brian:damn Steve, you got a nice watch .where do you get it from?

Steve:oh I made it on FBI watchlist.

by Chuttadmal ☹️ April 14, 2023

on the watch

Being watched by the police

"he's on the watch so don't call him for any drugs"

by Kred124 November 28, 2015

tv was watching me

"The TV was watching me" means I fell asleep in front of the television. It sounds like I am paranoid or geeked, but no, nah brah, I wasn't watching the TV; it was watching me.

I had a long day at work, I ate a pizza n fell out on the couch whilst watching TV. Yea man, the TV was watching me.

by Kozak Khan June 26, 2016

she’s watching me

Help

Me, home alone at midnight: I can hear her breathing. I can sense she’s near. I see shadows and think it’s her. I think I can smell her too. It’s disgusting, like rotting flesh. Help. She’s watching me.

by HorizonTheSandWing/RainWing January 5, 2019