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whale penis

Someone or something that is very annoying.
by doggyman45454 November 7, 2006
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Beluga Whale

A large individual who wears clothes that are made for smaller individuals. There is a song and dance associated with the term.

Come here beluga whale now let me touch your fat, let me touch your fat, let me touch your fat"
"oh man look at that beluga whale, she should probably get clothes that are made for her body-type
by Natti Ice October 19, 2009
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Beached Whale

A fatt-ass bitch that has been put out the pasture
by 123 January 13, 2005
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Beached whale

When a large fat woman goes so long without sex that she'd physically dried up.
Like a beached whale!
"Dude, your moms a total beached whale"
"She gets more than you know.."
"From who?!?!"
"You don't want to know.."
by GAVIN ELMO January 13, 2009
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whale enthusiast

hweyl, weyl en-thoo-zee-ast, -ist

noun.
1. an escort; a person, esp. a young woman, who may be hired to accompany another person for entertainment, etc.
2. a person who engages in certain intimate activites in exchange for monetary gains.
3. {less common} a person who finds extreme enjoyment from the sight whales.
1. Yes, I am a whale enthusiast, that will be $300 bucks.
2. Yes, I AM a whale enthusiast, that will be $300 bucks.
3. Yes, I'm a whale enthusiast... my favorite whales are the humpback and sperm whale, that will be $300 dollars.
by DangerousBears February 25, 2012
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Leg over the whale

To do something. Anything you can think of.
Jim: Did you guys finish moving the couch?
Joe: Nah, there were only two of us, we couldn't get our legs over the whale.

Beth (in need of a steak knife for steak): Be right back, I need to get a steak knife so I can get my leg over the whale.
by Jimjackson223 May 30, 2009
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whaler

An individual who pursues sexual interactions with an over-sized or obese female.
Dang, did you see that chick Ganesh hooked up with? She tried eating the pizza condom he had on. That guy is a straight up whaler.
by drunk night October 7, 2012
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