Wagon

Wagon is loud. Wagon is bouncy. Wagon is Wagon. Don’t make Wagon mad. Wagon is not nice when Wagon is mad. That being said, stay away from mad Wagon. Mad Wagon will roll over your hopes and dreams and mental stability. And your carrot pencil case.

Person 1: What happened to Wagon?
Person 2: I dunno, but she’s tearing that kid’s carrot pencil case apart. Poor kid.

by Super Duper Carrot Kiddo March 24, 2019

teendian wagon

An car that has at least 4 aboriginal teenagers in it, usually a complete indian wagon complete with dragging muffler.

Check out that teendian wagon. They almost ran into that building.

by I got no pants April 20, 2003

snapper wagon

The sexual act of snapping into several vagina's as fast as possible while laying atop a truck or bus. Can also often be interpreted as a contest

Jerry almost won his snapper wagon but he was forced to stop when he fell onto the freeway

by Nate Schultzie March 5, 2011

meat wagon

The Caribbean word for a hearse.

I saw the meat wagon drive by, followed by police cars and motorcycles.... there must have been a funeral today.

by Boopsie_boo October 21, 2013

drag your wagon

to masturbate or beat your meat

your a pervert, do you drag your wagon every day?

by rilla boy zea November 14, 2007

BUENOS DIAS AARON "WATSON" PECKHAM

WHAT'S YOUR "TELEPATHY.254 OF ANYBODY YOU CHOOSE TODAY?

How SNAZZY that actually calling an ASSHOLE "ASSH0LE" an equivocation of intentions would "BLOW DANGEROUS SMOKE OVER MANY" as BUENOS DIAS AARON "WATSON" PECKHAM as I wish I can meet you again not at the same place but you know where " I AM" as that is everyone regarding SUNDERARAJAN PICH"AI" of G00GLE ALPHABET turning the PAGE eating a ReUBIN "SANDWICH" and all the "bRIN" as just off the RIM driving a "TESLA" by SUSAN DIANE WOJCICKI drive being careful with the "SUBTLE SUB "THE WAY.EAT SHIT(FROM RECTUM) " "JARED" as stay out of SUBWAY SANDWICH as the hurricane "ANDREW" is happening pharmacist "COHEN" as the ANAL as the ANO SPANISH THE MEDIA LANGUAGE has good for this " FEMALE" UD ERIC SCHMIDT as the 10cc " THE SUN SHINES OUT OF OUR ASS" and OH OFFENDI as "ANDY JASSEY JASSY as " up yours up mine but up everybody's ZUCKER takes time DOORSEY DORSEY BUTT we're working on it ELON REEVE MUSK has the most factories for the BIGGEST ASSHOLE EVER DEVISED ....THE "CATCHER without the pitcher "except for singing" THE BATTERY ", TICK TOK MICR0S0FT PEET'S STARBUCKS and close to I BOWEL MOVEMENT TIME SHIT ASSH0LE .

by DIT KOMON ASSH0LE April 11, 2022

Douche Wagon

Colorful 6 foot 4 inch redneck from East Texas bearing a striking resemblence to a penis. Sports half-faded, completely out of proportion olde English lettering on his chest. Has an affinity for the bubble skunk, and enjoys front porch skeet shooting, as well as yard runs while under the influence of said narcotic.

Douche Wagon wanted to make a subtle political statement. What do you mean by "subtle political statement?" He burned a cross in the neighbor's front yard.

Douche Wagon on one of his favorite pastimes, "Hell man, dump that clutch and let the granny gear loose - watch that mud fly."

by Steebr77 December 31, 2004