Wet Filly

(n.) The act of you licking a penis and then the owner of the penis inserts it into your ear. It's like a wet willy, but with a dick.

Person 1: "Dang, my ear hurts!"
Person 2: "Why?"
Person 1: "I have swimmers ear!"
Person 2: "But you don't know how to swim!"
Person 1: "I know! Peter gave me a Wet Filly."

by pumbaa February 5, 2013

wet angry

Wet angry is when you are angry, but you care deeply about the situation so you tend to cry about it.

Avary was wet angry when her mother wouldn't believe her, her mom never does. :((((

by Queen Kyleeeeeeeee 👑 January 18, 2017

Wet Afro

When a male ejaculates in a woman or other male's hair and henceforth uses it as shampoo

Girl: I have no shampoo
Guy: I'll give you a wet afro

by jawbraker4lyf November 5, 2014

Bish wet

When stupid bitches are confused.

White girl: *ong I like hate froyo.*
stupid bitch: *bish wet?*
Stupid bitch: *bish wet?*

by Tbh BISH plz March 12, 2015

wet ferret

When a hairy cock is wettened by either female bodily fluids or lubricants.

Have you pet a wet ferret today?

by caitielicious June 10, 2008

wet milkstamp

When a woman milkstamps someone and she lactates while doing so. This is regardless of whether it is a skim, 2%, 1/2 and 1/2, or whole milkstamp. It is also considered a wet milkstamp even if the breastmilk doesn't get on the milkstampee.

She stained her shirt when she gave me that 1/2 and 1/2 wet milkstamp.

by Jdex August 8, 2010

Wet Juarez

The sexual act of receiving anal stimulation from an object extruding from the drain in your toilet.

benny got a wet juarez from that toilet brush. he's still in there, too.

by plagadodigito January 1, 2012