turtle toot

The act of farting in public and making someone else take the blame.

*toot*
You: awh fred you nasty.
Fred: shut up with yo turtle toot.

by laurenthecoochieinspector November 24, 2013

Gym turtle

A gym turtle is one of those big guys who can probably lift 200lbs, usually bald... although some of them try to disguise themselves by letting their hair grow a bit, but you can still tell they are turtles because they wear their shells in the front, right below their chest and above their waist instead of having it in the back like a normal turtle, most of them are proud of their shells because it helps them lift more weight instead of working on their abs. even though they look menacing, most of them are friendly, but it's always good to be cautious around them.

J: hey dude, look at that gym turtle over there bench pressing 300lbs.
S: yeah, i know, good thing he has his shell or else he would get a hernia.
J: yeah, that shell sure comes in handy.

by volcomstonev2 November 12, 2010

Holy Turtle

A person who loves turtles and claims themselves as a holy turtle.

I am the Holy Turtle. I am your savior, your lord

by GUANPOOMIN :P February 25, 2015

water turtle

cooter; a freshwater turtle native to the southeastern United States

Inverness is known for its annual Cooter Festival, which features water turtles.

by Jaclyn February 8, 2005

Turtle tuck

When you tuck your penis inside itself

A turtle tuck is necessary in cross dressing.

by Dinosaur Boot March 7, 2016

turtle moment

commonly used when you get left on (un)read, usually by someone of the opposite gender

R: “Bro i double texted her but she left me on read both times.”

K: “Sucks bro, that’s a turtle moment”

by walkinghat August 5, 2020

Barking Turtle

noun: A loud popping fart that is accompanied by a "turtle" or turd poking its head out each time air escapes.

I hurried to the bathroom to release my barking turtle back into the pond.

by MRia October 24, 2013