turtles

a breaker move like the cricket except instead of bouncing from hand to hand you have your elbows in your gut and your spining in a circle by slightly raising your hand shifting if and puting it back down. keep dooing this from hand to hand until you've gone around in a complete cirle

turtles are easy to do as long as you can hold the freeze.

by blazed December 16, 2004

Turtlehead

When you have to crap really bad but are constipated and can only get the end of the poo to pop out and back in repeatedly.

Dude, get out of the bathroom already!

Sorry, got a turtlehead I'm trying to get out!

by anonymous967842 June 8, 2009

Turtles

A person or usually a large group of people who walk really slowly right in front of you. Turtles make it impossible to get around them or to get where you need to be in time.

-Eric, where'd you go?
:I got stuck behind some turtles, so I had to walk all the way around.
-Hahaha those damn Turtles!

by Mr. Gibbons February 24, 2008

turtle bait

Any powerful concoction of laxatives. Referring to the similarity in image of a turtle slowly sticking its head out of its shell to the image of stool slowly starting to exit the anus in a constipated individual. Also in reference to the following analogy to constipation, "The turtle's poking his head out but that's all I can muster." Turtle bait thus encourages defecation.

Setting: A hospital service that commonly deals with constipation.

Doctor 1: He's had a lot of morphine, and I think it's causing him to get constipated. No bowel movements for 5 days.

Doctor 2: I think a little TURTLE BAIT would help. Write orders for colace, miralax, metamucil, mag citrate, and if that doesn't work, an ox bile enema.

by Bocephalus August 4, 2006

mud-turtle

girl you would hook up with drunk, but not sober.

Q: dude i was so hammered last night what happen?

A: Dude you hooked up with that mud-turtle with the acne all over her face.

by blacktony July 1, 2008

Squirming Turtle

When a girl is giving you head in bed and you fart while trapping her under the duvet.

Girl "Bastard, you farted while I was under there"
Gay "Haha you were such a squirming turtle"

by aqwsde June 16, 2010

Ninja Turtle slice

A large slice of pizza similar to that seen in the opening scene of Ninja Turtles II: Secret of the Ooze at Ray's Pizza. Typically a Ninja Turtle slice would be at least 1/5 or 1/4 of the entire pizza.

Dude, I just tried a new pizza place and they had ninja turtle slices.

by ChevyNova May 16, 2011