Trump hand2johnson effect

an optical illusion causing a johnson to appear larger than reality. This happens when a johnson is in front of or in Trump size hands.

Immidiately, when Putin met Trump, the Trump hand2johnson effect increased his ego even more. Afterwards though, Trump's big mouth2johnson did the opposite.

by Asianśknowbest January 27, 2017

trampagne

Any beverage with a very high alcohol-content to price ratio. Typical drinks in this category include White Lightning cider, Kestrel Super lager and the creme de a creme of trampagne, Original Flavour Listerine.

Would sir allow me to recommend one of our fine Trampagnes to go with that half hamburger found in the garbage?

by Tony Mosserelli October 4, 2004

brazilian trump

When you remove all your pubic hair, leaving just enough butt hair to do a comb-over.

I went in for a Brazilian waxing but they left all my ass hair, leaving me with a Brazilian Trump to comb over...

by VeritasCaput November 7, 2018

trumpadocious

To lie about something to make it seem more important or better than it actually is.

President Trump was very trumpadocious indescribing the turn out at his Presidential Inauguration.

Ain't nobody showed up to that sh*t!

by BigRed2727 December 23, 2017

Trumpanitis Syndrome

A mental illness syndrome prominent in the subspecies Stupido Eructus, commonly known as Republicans, altering one's ability to comprehend basic civil concepts, often resulting in a blind following of the Stupido Erectus Primus, Donald Trump. Symptoms may be incoherent stupidity, opinion evidence over factual evidence, homophobic, xenophobic and Islamophobic concepts, abhorrence, blatant obliviousness, gluttony, and other symptoms. The only known cures are The Washington Post, CNN, MSNBC, and basically anything other than Fox News.

"I think I might be down with Trumpanitis Syndrome! I mean, who wants Muslim immigrants?" "Dude, you need to go and get some Washington Post. Your mind's been corrupted."

by Llama66 June 27, 2018

Trumpathetic

/trəmp-pəˈTHedik/

Adjective.

Needing an inappropriate amount praise for a poor attempt at a given goal.

"The president and his supporters are such a trumpathetic group of individuals."

by Birdguy923 February 17, 2019

trumpanese

The oft wrong words used by Donald Trump.

Donny was speaking trumpanese again today when he said oranges instead of origins and hamberder instead of hamburger.

by Smammon April 11, 2019