Triple-Fowl Play

Having sex with a turducken.

Thanksgiving at the office has never been the same since Steve pulled a Triple-Fowl Play last year.

by CDavidson December 1, 2007

Triple Dolphin

A sexual act in which one woman has intercourse with three Navy SEALS at the same time.

Did you hear that last weekend Jane Stevens became one of only nine women known to have ever attempted a Triple Dolphin?

by h^izzo August 24, 2008

triple loaded blunt

A blunt that is three times the size; a blunt that is rolled with three kinds of sinsemilla or kief.

He's got the girls, he's got the buds, the triple loaded blunts!

Fred triple loaded the blunt and we all became retarded.

by ese loco! May 27, 2009

Triplefuck

Essentially, worse than Doublefuck.

Man I really triplefucked that test.

That sex with that girl last night, man I triplefucked her ass like she was a cowboy hat.

by Spoony McSpoonSpoon January 6, 2010

triple-kitty combo

a dare that is a step of above the already serious and not to be refused double-dog dare. It has the ability to cancel out the previous dare or dares.

Fred: Hey Sam- I double-dog dare you to drink a jar of pickle juice.

Sam: Yeah well I triple-kitty combo you to drink a jar of pepper juice.

Crowd: (in unison) oooooooo

by maibmaybenot June 5, 2011

Triple Threat Sundae

The most appetizing form of defecation/excretion a human has conceived of. First, someone takes a HUGE shit (chocolate), at which point someone jizzes on it (whipped cream), then another person deposits their period on top of it all (cherry on top)! But be considerate--the consumer of this delicious treat might need some napkins (wipe your ass on toilet paper and leave the remains on top of the toilet)! These delightful desserts are usually crafted at Andrew's house.

Mitch: Alright I took my shit!

Tommy: DID YOU FLUSH?!

Mitch: No...of course not!

Tommy: YES..triple threat sundae time?

Sam: Yeah, I call cumming on top!

Tommy: Well...looks like I'm gonna have to drop this little egg on top then!

Andrew: WOW! You guys are assholes...you're not even gonna give me napkins?!

Mitch: Don't worry man, I already got that covered.

by Mister Smoooth September 24, 2011

Triple Play

The instance in which one sneezes (1/8th of an orgasm), unleashes a very satisfying bowel movement, and experiences and orgasm simultaneously. Can occur in conjunction with a blumpkin.

I turned a triple play on your mom last night. It was my first ever.

by daleksandr November 6, 2011