TOOLS

Crack Cocaine Rocks

You never Carry tools, not even squarey cubes.

by Sicario da Vinci May 12, 2018

Gardening Tool

A gardening tool is a tool you use for your garden, and a person you don’t like >:(

Hi, welcome to my gardening tool store ^_^

Person 1: Look at (insert girl’s name)! She’s such a gardening tool!
Person 2: IKR?!

by Gardening_Tool October 4, 2018

tool

1)a person being used by others often without knowing it.
2) see douchebag
3) a digital scale used for massing small amounts of illicit substances. see digi.

3) buyer: this bag is slack
seller: no man it's straight
buyer: let me check your tool...see it reads 3.0, a ball is 3.5 you retard.

by Sr. Escobar August 21, 2007

Tool

A person with an overly inflated ego who happens to think he’s the baddest mother fucker to walk planet earth and never hesitates at any chance he gets to remind you of that. They usually put a TON of effort in trying to come off much cooler than they actually are. Also usually for the most part unemployed.

“Did you see Jakes story?” “yeah, lmao. That’s like his 5th memory he’s posted today that was older than 5 years ago!” “Haha he’s such a tool!”

by Wrench monkey April 19, 2023

Tool

Dick

I gave that girl the tool later that night and she loved it.

by Road hustler September 6, 2022

Tool

An accurate insult to describe a right twat of a human, one who is always a self-centered, righteous and entitled moron. A tool never has a shred of sympathy for anyone but themselves. These people are "born different" in that they're incapable of empathy. Thus only useful to those that know how to play them for what they're worth, to use them like the tool they are. Tool is still such a relevant insult, that is unfortunately almost forgotten in a hyper internet age

Hey man that guy is such a tool. He's got no moral compass, no sympathy and is trying to perpetuate the lie that his boss is a standup guy for what he did to you. I hope he gets worked over till he finally snaps at his ignorant boss.

by Deadmau5UltraAnimals October 2, 2021

Tool Bag

Like douchebag but kept child-friendly.

He is such a Tool Bag

by A Reliable Source December 16, 2019