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Tooled

an old slang term meaning that you have a big dick

vulgar slang for tool: a penis

i did not know this until my dad found out what my e-mail address was... i just love the band tool and made it up... but yeah... he was born in 1951 so... he knows old sayings
"he's tooled... never she's tooled"
by tooled July 31, 2006
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ToolBag

An idiot that makes stupid posts on sites to make others feel like they did somthing wrong.
Member from high vel IDF is a ToolBag because he is always baggin on sites..
by sean213 August 25, 2005
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tool

tool as used in urban setting
a weapon, specifically a gun

can also be used to describe getting high on heroin, cocaine, crystal
when dem niggas start poppin its time to tool up,
grab your tool fool
by wha? December 28, 2005
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Tool

He is that jock's tool.
by Anonymous November 10, 2002
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tool

Someone who trys to be something cool but fails miserably. Also someone who hasnt got bonded yet.
Peacemen is the biggest tool ever. He has to look at someone much cooler than he is when he tells joke for some recongnition.
by rubs December 24, 2008
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Tool-bag

Idiot, someone who is foolish or silly.
"Gee that Chris is a proper tool-bag when he gets pissed!!!'
by Swinggal March 6, 2008
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tool

1) someone who goes to riffle
2) ALL people named steven
3) An object used for building purposes, usually found in a tool box
You know that kid Steven? Yeah he is such a tool!

OMG you go to Riffel? Wow, your a tool!

I need a tool to fix this house.
by JohnsonShlong March 17, 2009
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