TOOL

There's Only One Life.

A sort of counter-measure to the YOLO phrase. As Chris Langan explained, every human-being is an endomorphic image of the mind of god. Everybody is one. TOOL.

Guy 1: Hey! TOOL!
Guy 2: *beats up guy 1*

by Captain Falcum October 8, 2012

tool

From the word hoe,a male or female who is looked down apon by others for being known as easy, slutty, whoreish. Someone who is used just for hook ups.

"Ew he's such a tool, they hooked up he didnt even know her name"

by goshgrly_xo April 10, 2006

cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down

Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret

by coolyourtools September 8, 2016

Tool

Another word for penis

Billy used his tool to show his mother a good time

by Chauvinisticbastard August 27, 2023

Tool

Could be a dumb person or whatever like most people on this website say, tool but I'm here to state another definition. A tool could be known as a small weapon. Also known as peace.

From NWA's "Straight Outta Compton": AK-47 is my tool! (Gunshots) So don't make me act a mothaf*ckin' fool!

by Syko-B June 5, 2017

Vagina tool

When a women shoves something up there vagina

I shoved my vagina tool up my vagina

by Ahhhhk March 30, 2020

Multi-Purpose Universal Fixing Tool

A fucking big hammer.

The T.V's knackered again. Fetch me my Multi-Purpose Universal Fixing Tool.

by jujitsugeorge April 28, 2015