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Thompsons

An SI unit of measurement for the absolute value of bullshit in verbal or written communication.
Oh look, Gary is talking. My Thompsometer is reading 50 GigaThompsons.
by Roti Way July 13, 2009
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Thomas Dale High School

A high school located in Chester, Virginia. Most commonly referred to as Dale or TD. Home of the Knights. Dale has many award winning sports teams including football, softball, soccer, wrestling, golf, baseball, basketball, and vollyball. The biggest sports rival is L.C. Bird High School, which is also located in Chester and home of the Skyhawks. They have been considered one of the biggest rivals in America as Dale and Bird are part of the American Rivalry Series. Thomas Dale is part of the Specialty Center program and is the proud Specialty Center of the Arts including music, dance, art, and computer art which are also all award winning. The population is above 2,000 students, and has recently added a new building in 2010 just for a Freshman Campus which took over the previously existing Chester Middle School. Although there are many good things about TD, Thomas Dale is also known as Thomas Jail because of the barracading gates in the commons area that keeps students from roaming the halls during lunch. Also, because of the lack of trust the staff have with teenagers.
-"Did you hear about Thomas Dale High School winning the State Championship in football for 2009?"
by C/O 2010 May 5, 2011
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Thompson

Goes great with either a wilson or a hyde, never a selby.
Man I feel like like such a Thompson right now for being with this wilson I know.
by Funny D October 9, 2011
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breathe of a thousand assholes

Very, very bad breathe; usually associated with a dog who eats their own shit
"My dog woke me up this morning with the breathe of a thousand assholes."
by ShawnCO August 9, 2007
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thomas the train

when you smoke a blunt and then blow the smoke into someone’s ass.
“yo dude I totally thomas the train on that bitch last night
by trippyhoes May 31, 2019
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Thompsonized

a. To strengthen ones skills through vigorous daily training. b. An impenetrable coating that blocks out all sales objections.
If Chad had been properly Thompsonized, he would have made the biggest sale of his career.
by Wes November 19, 2003
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Thomas Kerns

a complete and total bad ass nothing can stop him ever and all those who try end in death...
Rambo, chuck norris, hell boy
holy crap chuck norris is a total Thomas Kerns
by Gangstar December 14, 2008
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