thiefist

Someone who only steals sexual oriented objects such as underwear, toys, magazines exc..

That man is a serial thiefist. Hide your underwear an dildos

by That guy won September 22, 2016

third world hot

When you're just reasonably attractive in a first-world country, but panties drop when you land in a third-world country.

John Kim is fairly good looking in the States, however, he's third world hot when he's in Brazil.

by identikit June 16, 2016

third-degree fart

Unlike a mildly-to-moderately-heated first- or second-degree fart that may merely cause minor reddening and/or blistering, this term refers to a super-hot expellation of concentrated putrid methane that not only broils Uranus and singes your butthole-hairs on the way out, but it also scorches the thigh/knee of any unfortunate fellow human being who happens to be unsuspectingly holding you on his lap at the time! It is wise, therefore, to be constantly "aware" of your colon's current "status" or "progression" of fart-activity whenever you're canoodling with someone, so that if you "feel one on the way", you can hastily hop off (here's one case where your lover most definitely **won't** think you rude or anti-social when you abruptly/wordlessly bounce up off his lap) and direct your posteriors away from your snuggle-buddy, anyone else within a fifty-foot radius, and of course, any source of fire (yes, farts are VERY MUCH flammable!), such as the outdoor grille that's currently frying up another big batch of the same beans 'n' hot wings that made you have the awful flatulence in the first place.

Redneck chick: I don't wanna have any interruption of the romantic snuggle-time with my hopefully-future-husband at our family's backyard barbecue this evening, so I'd better not partake of any of that rich spicy stuff that always gives me the third-degree farts!

by QuacksO December 26, 2016

third quadrant

Something less than the best. Something or a decision that's quite stupid but not totally stupid. An idiotic move that can be resolved. E.g. Your decision was third quadrant at best.

Your decision was third quadrant at best.

by Expendable80 January 18, 2017

third down brown

penetrating someone twice in the vagina followed by a sudden switch to the ass (then usually shouting TOUCHDOWN)

dude, i totally gave her a third down brown last night

by milonated February 11, 2017

third party programs

"third party program" is a word for hacking in a computergame

i used third party programs in a game

by byMaestro March 8, 2017

thirdie

selfie that is made to look like another person took it of you

John is fake and never actually hangs with the crew, he only posts thirdies!

by Atrak March 22, 2017