Pros

Pros is detroit slang for profit also used to say money

How much pros u got of that lick?

by 313 slang December 17, 2021

Squid Pro Squo

The act of offering oral sex in exchange for squid ward memes

Sarah offered Jim a squid pro Squo because she ran out of good squid ward memes, Sarah has no shame.

by Kars the immortal December 10, 2019

super pro

Someone who is very talented/ or professional in their field of work.

Jamie - "Geez thats a nice painting there" *admires*
Curator - "Yes indeed sir, it is in fact the Mona Lisa"
Jamie - "Whoever must of done, must of been super pro"

by randomnobody2nobody October 21, 2010

Elk Pro

Elk Pro also known as Elk professional. One who’s profession is manually extracting seamen from a bull elk and artificially inseminating a cow elk.

Does anybody know where I can find an elk pro? Asking for a friend.

by Dr. Ranger December 1, 2021

Pro-mortalism

Pro-mortalism means if it is better not to be born, it is better to not exist after the birth, and admits the suicide, and I call the philosophy of admitting the homicide is anti-survivalism.

Is there any openly pro-mortalist philosopher?
Pro-mortalism is the rather unpopular view that it would be ethical to kill all humanity instantly and painlessly to prevent further suffering if that was feasible.

by DesphySallau February 9, 2023

Pro mod

Typically a 4th gen Camaro (like the silver one drivin by Noto)

Owner will always refer to the pro mod as a “street car” when it’s indeed a pro mod!

This street car which is actually a pro mod is gonna go or blow this weekend!

by Beautifully taken December 1, 2022

Pro Land Title

When you need to buy or sell a house this is the title company that will get it DONE! Peak communication skills, big get-it done- energy, and ALL the happy closing day vibes here. Doesn't matter who you are or where you are, they will help make your closing happen!

Imma go to Pro Land Title to sign my papers when I buy this house!

by ProLandPeto November 24, 2021