Ball Tea

When you decide that you need to get back at some asshole of a friend, here's what you do.

First go take a long run to get your ball sack all nice and sweaty.

Then you make a tall glass of iced tea.

You add extra flavor by dipping your ballsack into the tea, thus getting the smell and taste into the tea that your friend is going to drink.

Note: You can add extra extra flavor by going on longer runs and brewing the tea with multiple people.

Guy1: Hey dude you got Finals today?

Guy2: Yeah man and I'm thirsty.

Guy1: Here have some of this ice tea I just made.
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Guy2: Oh thanks man! *sip*

Guy1: Hahaha!

Guy2 *barf* Fuck man u gave me ball tea again!

by FunnyGuy1492 September 15, 2010

daddy ball

When a father becomes a coach so his kid can play all the time!

Daddy ball, game changer

by Neil young January 9, 2014

flips balls

Freak out

My dog flips balls when boys with hats enter the room, and then attacks them.

by Scubatroupe December 9, 2008

ball getter

A ball getter is someone who dog water at four square and always has to get the ball when it gets out of the square they are also a ball 😉 getter

1: Bro you’re such a ball getter
2: such a good ball getter ahhhh

by Stop being a ball getter 69420 March 15, 2021

Stockholm Balls

When your erection subsides right before having sex. The semen wants to escape yet can’t for some internal reason (illogical attachment, performance anxiety, etc.)

I almost hit that but then I got a mad case of Stockholm Balls

by ErickaFoster October 18, 2018

Donky balls

Human testicles that possess the anthrometric property such that they repeatedly strike a sex partner's posterior (donk), typically but not necessarily during doggy style sex.

Phil's donky balls were hitting me just right last night.

George could never wear boxer shorts, on account of his donky balls.

by rojodojo April 17, 2015

crystal balling

Predicting the future or imagining in a fortune-telling manner as one does with a crystal ball. Actual crystal ball typically used when crystal balling

Made popular in song Black Magic by Little Mix

Crystal balling, just to help him see what he’s been missing.

by Fcukboi January 8, 2020