toochis tax

Money an ex-spouse must pay in support to a man she/he married because he had a hot body.

Also see tittie tax.

-Did you hear Barbara and Dan are getting divorced after only ten months?

-She's going to have to pay a hefty toochis tax to get out of that one.

by Jareau September 1, 2009

brat tax

Brat Tax is a tax on millionaires and billionaires brats on what they inherit over $3,500,000.

Bill Gate's kid will have to pay a Brat Tax on any money they make over the first 3.5 million, oooh, poor baby.

by reagansmarley January 25, 2019

fanum tax

Fanum tax has multiple meanings
1. Stealing food (crime)

2. Fanum stealing food from kai cenat (way too specific)

3. Pink and dark brown fluid that tastes metallic and soapy (bodily fluid)

4. Finding the expansion of fanum tax glands making few little hills on your arm attractive (compliment)

5. Wrong pronunciation of element 184/Fantaxium (wrong)

6. Any money spemt for food

M. 1: He got 9 hours in prison for fanum taxing
M. 2: Fanum fanum taxes again.

M. 3: Keep the fanum tax healthy with nice food
M. 4: You're so fanum tax.

M. 5: What was that fanum tax rock
M. 6: The fanum taxes are higher due to inflation.

by Balixhium_ingot December 2, 2023

Panty tax

The tax in which when texting or video calling while using the bathroom one must take a picture of their panties and send it to the person.

Lisa was totally peeing while snapping me last night. Got my panty tax for them lacy panties she had on.

by PantyMan99 April 11, 2024

cat tax

When you start using xiaohongshu, you are asked to post a cat picture.

Please pay your cat tax.

by 1314tea March 24, 2025

Federal Unemployment Tax Act

The "Federal Unemployment Tax Act," apart from a U.S. law, is an acronym for FUTA. Futa, short for futanari, is a term that is commonly used to describe pornographic anime/manga characters that have a feminine body (breasts, vulva) and male sex organs (penis, sometimes a scrotum). Search "futanari" for more detail, at your own risk.

While using the phrase "Federal Unemployment Tax Act" in this way is rare, it may happen.

6th grader: You should look up the acronym for the federal unemployment tax act!!!
Sane person: I lost the game :{

by Montage of Chips March 18, 2025

Aston Tax

A shameless ripoff of the iconic Fanum Tax. Whenever someone buys energy drinks or soda, Aston always taxes it like ex swedish prime minister Stefan Löfven.

Johannes: I just bought me a monster energy drink.

Aston: ASTON TAX!!!!!!!!

Greg: Bruh ima kill Aston if he keeps being a lazy fatass.

by RickBlowbre125 January 16, 2024