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Dong Titties

A huge set of knockers, that make you wanna put your dong between them.
Steve: Colin that girl looked hot you brought home!

Colin: Dude she had some straight dong titties! Really wanted to stick my dick between them
by Tmin May 29, 2018
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jogging titties

Seeing a women passer by jogging. And boobs bouncing. Similar to seat belt titty, when you look over at the car next to you and see cleavage from the seat belt.
Ben:Check out them jogging titties!
Mark: Dude, those are my moms jogging titties!

Ben: Yowzaz!
by Revival31313 June 12, 2018
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Festival titties

Titties that owners can paint and wear without clothing to festivals. These particular titties are usually not larger than a C cup to avoid owners being uncomfortable.
You have festival titties!
by skrtttttttt June 29, 2018
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Playground Titties

When a girl is 18 or older but her breasts seem to be younger.
Brian-“man would you tap Hannah
John-“nah man she got playground titties
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compact titties

It's when you're not really sure if she has big titties or if they just look big because she has a small frame
Friend: "Bro, I'm not sure if she has big titties or not? It could be because she's hella tiny."
Me: "I wouldn't say that they're big but there nice for her body. I would say compact."
Friend: "That's a good word for it bro. Compact titties! You should add that to Urban Dictionary."
by Ayewavybaby March 7, 2018
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Raptor titties

A word you would use to trigger a sense of rage from women online usually annoying to the mass and hilarious to a small group of 1 or 2 dumb-asses could imply a flat-chest or bizarre breasts
person 1: "wow that female sure does have raptor titties"

person 2: "NO SHE DOESN'T SHUT UP"
by lixy-boo March 23, 2018
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Earthquake Titties

When a female has titties so ENORMOUS that when she walks and her titties bounce they cause an earth quake.
Did you see her HUGE TITS! I call them Earthquake Titties cause everytime she walks her titties makes the world shake.
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