Ball Tea

When you decide that you need to get back at some asshole of a friend, here's what you do.

First go take a long run to get your ball sack all nice and sweaty.

Then you make a tall glass of iced tea.

You add extra flavor by dipping your ballsack into the tea, thus getting the smell and taste into the tea that your friend is going to drink.

Note: You can add extra extra flavor by going on longer runs and brewing the tea with multiple people.

Guy1: Hey dude you got Finals today?

Guy2: Yeah man and I'm thirsty.

Guy1: Here have some of this ice tea I just made.
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Guy2: Oh thanks man! *sip*

Guy1: Hahaha!

Guy2 *barf* Fuck man u gave me ball tea again!

by FunnyGuy1492 September 15, 2010

daddy ball

When a father becomes a coach so his kid can play all the time!

Daddy ball, game changer

by Neil young January 9, 2014

scorching balls

An extreme heat

Aaron - "Yo bro, wanna rip the duck with me after school?"

Peter - "Nah bro, it's scorching balls outside."

by the voice of the common cock April 29, 2011

ball of anger

Someone who is always mad

She's a ball of anger always mad at me

by Qwertyasdf12345 April 13, 2014

Rugby ball

Apparatus used to pleasure and satisfy yourself by entering your Ding Dong into the rugby ball, ANYTHING can be put inside the rugby ball

I LOVE entering my PP into the rugby ball with lentejas at 37 ºC

by Lucazito November 30, 2022

Ball Mauling

Freeloading

Dennis is such a ball mauler, he never has any money, but always wants to drink and smoke with us. For the last time, no BALL MAULING!

by Uncle phizzle November 13, 2011

Demon Balls

Those who do risky and dangerous things for the thrill are said to have Demon Balls

He/She has Demon Balls

Ted decided not to do the crazily retarded activity involving the camel and the black broccoli filled sock, and therefore lost the right to claim to have demon balls

by Ewwcman May 1, 2011