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Expired Strawberry Yogurt 

When you creampie your girl after barebacking a street hooker and finish in her, the pairing of chlamydia and your semen combines to make a strawberry yogurt looking liquid that has now caused her to get chlamydia as well.
Damian: Bounce that ass back baby
Emily: Ohh yasss, creampie me 😛
Damian: Awww shiii I'm boutta bust I'm boutta bust I'm boutta bust
Damian: Awwww hell nawww, my jizz pink
Emily: Yummy strawberry yogurt, *eats*
Damian: Nawww that's expired strawberry yogurt honey
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Used Strawberry 

It's a strawberry that someone shoves up their anus and gives to another person as a chocolate-covered strawberry.
Person One: Ew, what chocolate did you use on these strawberries? They taste like shit!

Person Two: HaHa! Its A Used Strawberry!

used strawberry 

it's a strawberry that someone shoves up their anus, and gives to someone else as a chocolate-covered strawberry.
Person one: Ew what type of chocolate did you use on this strawberry?

person two: HaHa! its a used strawberry

Fried Strawberry Crème Pie 

Cumming in a girl who is on her period, while you’re extremely stoned.
I hit the Roor and then gave my girlfriend a fried strawberry crème pie last night.

russian strawberry shortcake 

When a man ejaculates into a woman's period blood and she then consumes said "beverage"

Soggy Strawberry 

When you take a strawberry, ejaculate on the strawberry until it is fully covered in hot jizz. Wait for the cum to dry and crystallize, then inert the strawberry covered in crystallized nut, into your asshole. Wait for it to harden, and use it as a daily butt plug.
San you have to try this soggy strawberry!
Soggy Strawberry by Jesam March 21, 2024

Seedless Strawberry 

Seedless strawberry

A women’s most intimate and sensitive part of her body.
It’s part of the female’s anatomy but it looks like a seedless strawberry.