Stalk-flooder

Someone on your friend list who clandestinely likes or comments on your old pictures, so as to draw the attention of the world to your veritable foolhardiness, with the intention of causing immeasurable trauma, sometimes leading to Foticide(means deleting your own pictures, not to be confused with foeticide )

Being the stalk-flooder she is, she liked my old prom picture and subjected me to the ridicule of the whole world.

by philosoph May 18, 2017

stalker gf

A girl who stalks a guy in hopes they end up dating them but instead just become a stalker.

You know that person right they are a stalker GF.

by gasdas April 19, 2018

STALKY

A verb commonly used whilst playing a stupid tank game with your brother; when you feel like stalking some random mofo.

I FEEL LIKE BEING STALKY TODAY

by HANDICAPPED EAGLE December 21, 2017

stalkopath

A psychopath in the form of a social media stalker. These people often find the most absurd gossip material regarding their friends and their party mates.

Ahmet: I saw Sarah yesterday, she told me all about your one night stand and her ex and then her ex's ex. You should be careful of what you put on you Snapchat story.

Mehmet: I know dude, Sarah is a total stalkopath.

by tekircan January 3, 2018

Stalkathon

To stalk someone so extensively that it could be compared to finishing a marathon.

It can be compared to the need to know everything about a person by searching their Facebook, Instagram, LinkedIn, Twitter and sometimes even pintrest.

Dude One: So are you seeing a new girl ?
Dude Two: yes
Dude One: show me some pictures, I know you've finished a stalkathon

by Missbergmann January 9, 2018

Stalker dial

When an individual repeatedly rings your mobile phone within a short period of time for unnecessary and facetious reasons.

Why’s he stalker dialling me? He’s rang me more times than I’ve had Sunday dinners. Fucking melter!

by 3pips May 3, 2018

Stalker Lili

Stalker Lilli, sie ist überall,
Stalker Lilli, sie hat einen Knall.

Stalker Lilli, sie kann alles sehen,

Du versuchst ihr aus dem Weg zu gehen...

Lilli, das Mädchen aus der Schule,
Sie ist eine nette aber keine coole,
Lilli, wir mögen sie sehr,

Doch manchmal ist es schwer...

(Chorus)

In der Schule ist sie ganz nett,
Doch wenn sie schreibt ist sie fett..
Lilli, sie Schreibt uns Allen,

Sie tut uns kein gefallen...

(Chorus)

Girl 1: ugh she is so annoying and always texts me.

Girl 2: yeah she is such a stalker lili.

by IH TEAM February 11, 2018