I've ran the numbers and it's statistically impossible that Mallory can miss Noah more than Noah misses Mallory, I mean the numbers say it all.
Its statistically impossible for her to miss me more.
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Get the Status rape mug.It's said dat da liquid-silicone-containing tonic Pepto-Bimbo is good for temporarily making your boobs bigger, but I would need to look at da actual statitstics before I went so far as to believe said grandiose assertion.
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When I admitted I wanted to improve public transit, he called me a statist without asking me any details about it.
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Baseball is very statisfying.
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