When you grab from the base of your sack in your hand, and squeeze your nuts to the other side of your hand
by Rape It Randall August 14, 2017
Get the squirrel heartmug. A modification of the cowboy hat rule, same rules apply, this time with a silly squirrel hat - if you don't have a cowboy hat.
Excuse me (FUN NAME), I believe your wearing my squirrel hat, that I have gotten from my hunting trip or other means, I hope you mean well, in that case, i would like to invoke the squirrel hat rule.
by xboxgamertaggenerator May 2, 2024
Get the the squirrel hat rulemug. A male (usually) who hooks up with with the only goal in mind to get his nutt and leaves after without satisfying their partner.
Person 1: How was the dick appointment last night?
Person 2: My man was a squirrel. He got his but and left after one lousy round. I didn’t even get my nutt.
Person 2: My man was a squirrel. He got his but and left after one lousy round. I didn’t even get my nutt.
by @cajanpowder March 26, 2019
Get the Squirrelmug. by darkness842013 July 18, 2020
Get the Wet Squirrelmug. by DJFactAnomics April 24, 2023
Get the Squirrel Leanmug. That one girl in the group who sleeps around and hoards men-so her girlfriends can't have them. Similar to the way a squirrel hoards nuts for the winter.
Damn it! Tiffany knew I was so into Dave and she just swooped in and banged him just so I couldn't have him! That bitch is such a banana squirrel!
by Zss1990 January 27, 2017
Get the Banana squirrelmug. by Boiaa October 8, 2018
Get the Squirrel clutchmug.