spider monkey

the name given to Rob in our customer service department for his freakish athletic abilities.

Look, Spider Monkey's out of control!

by andersonland.org June 20, 2004

barking spider

A higher pitched fart, typically resulting when the fart is either forced, or interestingly, when the fart is attempted to be squelched. Should never be confused with a barking tree frog, the tone of which is clear and resounding.

Mary squeaked out a barking spider in church last Sunday, right in the middle of the sermon.

by W. Lunker March 6, 2008

Barking Spider

Something Doug is stupid enough to belive is real

Bear : Did You Fart
Doug:Yo Buddy It Was A Barking spider

Bear: Lol
Doug : There really is a Barking Spider

by Juggalo Gray Fox March 29, 2010

spiderman

To ejaculate (cum) in your hand and then proceed to throw it on to some ones face whilst saying "go web go"

ow...my eye.....

thats what you get for asking for a spiderman.

or you pull out in sex just before you ejaculate and then procede to do it in your hand and though it on the persone who you have just done.

by chrisajj September 22, 2007

Ginger Spiderman

The act of jizzing in one's hand and flinging into a ginger's face!

I just went Ginger Spiderman in your face dawg!

by Lawless123 January 30, 2009

Spider-Monkey

A term used to describe one whom you have a large amount of affection for.

Jane: "I love you Spider-Monkey"

Michael "Why thankyou Jane"

by pinklily06 February 4, 2010

Spidermonkey

Bella Swan. The main character in the Twilight series.

Edward Cullen to Bella Swan: "You better hold on tight Spidermonkey."

by AmericanReject March 2, 2009