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Sponch

A condition in which an individual is unable to perform the act of intercourse due to excessive alcohol consumption. This can be used when referring to a male unable to maintain an erection or a female who is unable to climax due to her inebriation.

Also see Whiskey dick
ie;"How was it last night with that dude? Fuck, it was awful, I couldn't cum I had the sponch."

ie; "She won't talk to me after I got the sponch on her birthday."
by mssmellymelly September 9, 2009
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spongebob

a homosexual male yellow square dude who makes out with a pink starfish. coincidentally this starfish is also male.
spongebob: hey patrick im ready! are you ready? cause im ready!
patrick: OH YEA BABY! im ready! lets go to your place and party all night long with gary! then we can go over and get squidward, and the real fun begins!
by caitlin, cedric, and mike October 16, 2008
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Spongebob Squarepants

the most stupidest show in the world. It is NOT funny AT ALL and I blame it most for getting Invader Zim cancelled....whoever made Spongebob is a stupid redneck and should be shot and killed!
"Spongebob is the gayest show ever!!!" ~ Dirge
by Dirge February 13, 2005
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spencer

Bad kisser; very annoying to date, Hot as a hot shower. Smokes weed all day
did u see that spencer smoke the other day? He is hot.
by leenalovesu987 January 16, 2009
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Spencer

Spencer is a ginger.
by Otherworldly101 November 2, 2009
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Sconce

To be overly annoying,dramatic,jerky,bitchy or just flat out gay. see ass hole.
Dude, don't get all sconce on meh.
by Vengence97 February 10, 2009
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SpongeBob

Are you ready for your SpongeBob?
by Polly J August 26, 2019
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